I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

(via punky-b33bster)

Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you

laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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(via living-in-tomorrowland)

flutterofitswings:

shwagerr:

That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh 

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!!!!!!

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

(via desperateforsleep)